My sincere apologies... to all 20 of you who actually read this. For? Writing on and on about my exercise routines and workout progress. I don’t care about yours, so why would you care about mine? I don’t care that you did yoga today at the beach or ran your fastest 5k or that you’re training for your next marathon. That’s great and all, and more power to you, but still, I don’t care that you can do 200 squats or that you rode your bike 30 miles, and I certainly don’t need to see it.
So why in the world would you be even the slightest bit interested that I can now run a 5k and still breathe normally? You’re not, are you? I didn’t think so. So I promise from now on I won’t write about it. Unless it’s funny. Like today, I almost inhaled a bee and almost tripped over grass. But that’s not entertaining enough. So you won’t hear about me running or anything else unless I do actually inhale a bee and get stung on my tongue or trip over grass and do a face plant into dog shit. Or get chased by a rabid chihuahua and run smack into stop sign. That’s funny. And trust me, all of these scenarios are likely in my future... trust me.
So again, I’m sorry for torturing you. Now on with the drivel about other stuff and such.
2 comments:
Not sure if it was meant to be funny; but I found it entertaining.
You have,at least how I see it, Monty Pythonesque humor. :P
half is easy and half is hard.
first the easy part: readers read to validate their experiences and writers write to have their experiences validated.
the hard part is why one runs when there is so much pain in the running.
I'm thinking that sitting is better than running.
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