Monday, June 12, 2017

Tallulah Mae's first official maiden voyage: Part III

Once again we were off on to the next leg. Through Arizona to Cheyenne Wyoming, via southern Colorado. We left Big Bro, sis-in-law, nephew3 and 4 and the animal brood behind, waving from their front yard. Sad to leave them behind, but we'll be seeing nephew3 soon on his way back home from his first epic roadtrip of his own, and because nephew2 left his computer charger and other things behind (suspicious). We weaved back onto the 202 to 101 to 17 north out of the Phoenix mega-lopolis. North to Flagstaff and then veered east on Interstate 40 only to get to 89 and finally to 160. Through Hopi, Navajo, and Ute reservations. Needed a pee break and gas, so we pulled over at a gas station. Sis felt bad for the stray rez dog and gave him some of floofy puppies food and dad bought his cookie stash, he was having withdrawals.
We then stopped at the four corners. It has changed a lot since dad and sis (she was only 1 at the time, so for some reason, she doesn't remember) were here last. It is now very commercialized and overpriced for just a picture opportunity. We walked around all four states, took some photos, emptied our bladders, and left saying, "eh".
What we did learn there however, is that a "comfort station" is still just a restroom with a toilet. The seat isn't anymore "comfortable" than any other on the trip.

We crossed into Colorado and pulled into our KOA campground in Cortez Colorado for the night. There was a small lake and a nature walk at our campground and we decided we needed the exercise. So we all struck off down the trail.
Sis and dad, with floofy puppy turned back, and nephew2 and I continued around the loop.
We came back into camp and sis asked if we had the keys to the RV. "Uh, no. You had them in your pocket". Oh dear. We were locked out. Off we went back down the trail, back and forth, surveying the ground, bushes, and grasses, getting eaten by mosquitoes. We were losing hope. Sis told a KOA dude in his golf cart that she lost the keys and was going to call AAA. Dude in golf cart radioed other dude in golf cart... and wham, bam, other dude in golf cart rolled up and presented sis with her keys! It was a Christmas miracle in June! Everyone rejoiced and sang kumbaya around the campfire and then fireworks went off and... naw. We made dinner, watched Ratatouille, and went to bed.

We survived our first night in Tallulah Mae together and we were off to Mesa Verde National Park. Wow, what a place!
Again, it has changed a whole lot since dad and sis were there. Again, sis didn't remember being there. Her memory sure is spotty. We first stopped at the visitor center.
Then drove in the 21 miles to the Chapin Mesa Archaeological Museum. I got my geek on.
Nephew2 and I then went on the Petroglyph Point Trail. So, so cool.
I kept looking in all the cliff overhangs for rock art and started to doubt my archie skills when I didn't see anything.
Nephew2 reminded me of the name of the trail, Petroglyph Point. Oh.
We made it to the "point". Super cool.
A bit farther down the trail a Ranger came by. He was new to the park and was familiarizing himself with the trails. We were taking a picture opportunity break, but really a "I can't breathe" break. We were over 7000 feet. That's high for our sea level lungs.
On our way back we stopped and tried yucca flowers. Tastes like bitter lettuce and dirt. Has quite the aftertaste too. We don't recommend them, unless you're starving. After our hike we all got back together and drove the Mesa Top Loop and stopped at pit houses and the Sun Temple. 

We all agreed, it was a pretty awesome day. We had some driving to do though.

We got back on highway 160 east and headed up the Rockies. We stopped at Wolf Creek Pass which is the continental divide at 10,856 feet. It was cold and there was still snow on the ground.
We took floofy puppy out to see snow for the first time. He didn't mind it, but didn't really care either. He was more interested in the mud at the edge of the snow.
We were cold in our flip flops and t-shirts, so back into Tallulah Mae to warm up. We rolled into our second KOA in Alamosa, Colorado pretty late. We hooked up, ate, and went to bed. No nature walk this time.

The next morning, floofy puppy saw his first bunny. He got so excited he tried to hop after it. We got back on 160 and took 150 north to the Great Sand Dunes National Park and Preserve.
So weird to see these huge sand dunes in this large valley up against mountains. We drove in, then drove back out because no one told us that if you want to surf the dunes, the place to rent the boards is outside the park. We got nephew2 a board, and then back into the park. We didn't realize we had to cross a creek.
Floofy puppy liked to drink from the creek but was unsure about playing in it. But he sure did love playing in all that sand!
It was a long trek through the sand up to the dunes.
There are no trails and you are allowed to climb the dunes and surf, sled, and roll down them all you want.
The sand was hot, and sis, floofy puppy, and I stayed near the bottom and nephew2 started off up the dunes. He climbed, and climbed, sat down to rest, climbed some more, rested some more, and kept on climbing. He went all the way to the top. It became pointless to take his picture, since he was only a tiny blue speck.
As he sand surfed, and climbed back up, we down below watched in the heat and wind. Floofy puppy would dig in the sand to where it was cool and lied down in our shadows. He didn't care for the wind. Neither did we. Nephew2 had a great time sand surfing. He surfed down to us and drank a bottle of water. He was exhausted and exuberant. Sis carried floofy puppy back across the hot sand, exhausted nephew2 dragged his board. We crossed the creek triumphant. We came, we saw, we conquered.

Back down 150 and east some more on 160, and then north on I-25. Through Pueblo and Colorado Springs. Hello Denver. Goodbye Denver.
Nephew2 got comfy and watched movies as we crossed the Wyoming border.
And finally, home sweet Cheyenne.

Until next time where my blind 95 year old grandmother whoops us all at cards, floofy puppy gets overrun by bunnies, and I realize that my little cousins aren't so little anymore.

Friday, June 9, 2017

Tallulah Mae's first official maiden voyage: Part II

And so we had to leave SHP's. Who are SHP? Read Part I, silly. Jumping into a movie or conversation already started is frustrating when you don't know what's going on. Come on now. Anyway, it was time for the next stage of the voyage. To Queen Creek Arizona, or Phoenix for those unfamiliar with the mega-lopolis of Phoenix/Mesa/Scottsdale/Tempe/Gilbert/Chandler/etc. So we left SHP, Poco, and Polly after breakfast and weaved down the mountain to the 10 freeway and headed east. Past the biggest wind farm I've ever seen. It just keeps going and going and going, worse than the energizer bunny.

Past Palm Springs... and other desert towns. And the oh so lovely Blythe... ew. And crossed into Arizona!

Hello, Arizona. You're hot!
We drove 10 east all the way into Phoenix, then the 202, which I missed and had to turn around and try again. I got it the second time. Then streets to our next destination: Big Bro's, sis-in-law, nephew3, and nephew4's place.

They have old man Ollie (Oliver the diabetic 10 year old dog), Benny (4 year old dog who is part beagle...so he talks a lot-we think Floofy puppy may have picked up a bad habit. Thanks Big Bro.), two kitties (Jaspurr and Jewels), and a cockatiel (Piper), so floofy puppy was super excited. He has never seen kitties before, and especially kitties that look like lions!
Apparently Jewels was a pretty kitty before her haircut.
Jaspurr doesn't look half bad in his lion cut.
Ollie didn't care much for him, but he's old and blind, so all floofy puppy is, is a blur to him. Benny got a playmate that wore him out, and the kitties just wouldn't play, no matter how hard he tried to get them to. The humans enjoyed sitting in the backyard in the cool 85 degree evening, eating popsicles and playing cards. I won again. I think I have to be on vacation to win, I lose a lot at home.

The following day, Big Bro and nephew3 drove us up to Sedona. We couldn't find parking and so we pulled over to turn around and try again, and nephew2 needed to pee. So he got out and peed. He said it's really pretty down there. (more on that later) We walked around and looked at art and tourist shops and ate lunch and took the obligatory family photo's, much to the shugrin of all the nephews.

Dad, Big Bro, Sis, and me

Nephew2, 3 and 4
Nephew2 wanted to see the creek he saw when he peed, so we went off to his pee spot. The nephews climbed down close to the water where we (Big bro and I-because we were smart and didn't climb down) saw a hippie down in the water. Nephew2 got a good pic of the dude in the nude, not being lude by keeping his little dude submerged (nephew2 has that picture).
Perhaps this is him taking said photo...
Snoopy sleeping on his house


After seeing the snoopy formation and all we wanted to see and not see in Sedona, we went back south and stopped at Montazuma's Well. Down a dirt road of which nephew3 was finally happy that he was forced to drive his dad's 4runner and not his little miata. We got out and started down the trail to the well. Once there, the ranger was standing in the middle of the trail telling us the park was closing at 5pm so we only had 5 minutes. We were bummed and disappointed that we were only able to look at it and not get to explore it. We now know that the Rangers at Montazuma's Well want to start drinking early, so go early.


The next day was laundry day. Oh so exciting. Big Bro also chauffeured us around to the 3 Dude's Quilting store. It really is owned and run by three old dudes who were tired of their wives hanging out in quilt shops without them.

And a few other places for essentials that we forgot like razors and body soap. Necessities when you live in a RV with three other people. The nephews went go-cart racing, while us "adults" went essential shopping. They needed some more cousin bonding (they said this, not their parents) so after dinner, they went bowling. Why is it that it's always late the last night that we start talking deep intellectual philosophy and solve all the worlds problems? It's just how we roll. We're cool like that.

The next morning we were off on the next leg of the journey. The previous always not quite long enough, but always looking forward to what is coming up next. What a conundrum to have.

So until next time where we learn a new word for restroom, floofy puppy has so many firsts, it's almost mind-boggleing, nephew2 surfs in Colorado, and sis looses the keys to the RV.

Hang on, not so fast. Nephew2 has sent me an important photo:

Monday, June 5, 2017

Tallulah Mae's first offical maiden voyage: Part I

And we're off... to see the desert (not Kansas) in order to avoid LA. Because, because, because, because, becauuuuuuuuse... (are you singing along?) The 210 is horrible and even worse during commute times.

We (sis, dad, nephew2, floofy puppy, and I) are going on a southwest/midwest tour in Tallulah Mae, the RV. Tallulah Mae has gone on little trips, so she's not a virgin. On her very first voyage to our local campground, sis crashed her into dad's neighbors car. Totaled their car, Tallulah just needed a little duct tape bandaid. But that's another story.

Our first destination is our long time (they've known me longer than I've known myself) great family friends, Shiny Happy People. Dad and I first packed up his truck with our stuff and all the photo albums going back to Wyoming and drove over to sis' to pack up the RV. Floofy puppy is bouncing and ready to go! We of course said we wanted to leave at 9:00am, but you know things don't always happen the way you plan them. We rolled out of the driveway at 10:30am. Not too shabby.

We took 152 over Pacheco Pass and San Luis Reservoir to the 5. Then 58 into Bakersfield and Tahachapi and past Mojave to Boron. There was some confusion near Mojave as to where we were going and not going, so we pulled off and pulled over to confer with dad and the map. Nephew2 needed to pee, so he got out, then floofy puppy needed to pee. So everyone got out and two fighter jets passed over us and landed at Edwards Airforce Base. So that was neat, loud, but neat. Then down 395 to 15, 215, and 210, then streets to Oak Glen, up the hill, through the apple orchards to Shiny Happy People's (SHP) house. We rolled in by 7pm.

Day 1 with SHP was spent doing man things and lady things. The "men" went with Mister SHP to his shop and then to a local painter's studio. The "ladies" went with Miss SHP and got mani pedi's. Nephew2 met Poco the horse. Floofy puppy met old lady Polly, SHP's best dog ever. We played cards and I got to win. Woo Hoo, it's been awhile.


Day 2 with SHP was spent lounging about and floofy puppy getting a haircut so he can now see through his floof. And Nephew2 got to ride Poco all over Oak Glen.

We had a lovely visit, always not long enough. The next day was the next drive day to Arizona.

Till next time, where we get to see a neckid hippie take a "bath", I win at cards again, and floofy puppy meets lion kitties for the first time.